Hydreigon: I KEEP AN EYE ON ALL OF YOU, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT AROUND.
Dunsparce hobbled into the canteen. He’d been up to his usual mysterious activities for the past few hours, but his frail body couldn’t sustain him for a particularly long time, so he needed a bit of food. Heaving open the doors, he was surprised to see upturned chairs, bits of food everywhere, and a lot of out of breath students.
"What’s all the ruckus?" he smiled.
"There was a fight, Mister Dunsparce! GYARADOS, Elliot, and Felix were fighting and they were beating each other to death and I think they were armed and were stabbing and shooting each other!" one boy piped up.
"I think Elliot poisoned GYARADOS with his venomous bite!" shouted another.
"That’s enough… that’s enough…" Dunsparce shook his head with a big grin. "I’ll take it they’re with the head? Excuse me!"
He began huffing and puffing to the head’s office.
"WHAT A GREAT FIGHT." HYDREIGON chuckled. "BEEN AGES SINCE WE HAD A GOOD ONE LIKE THAT." Unfortunately, his inability to keep his voice down attracted the attention of a teacher, more specifically the PE teacher, ‘Luke’.
"HYDREIGON! What do you mean a fight?" he asked with mock calmness.
"OH, HEY TEACH." HYDREIGON said with disinterest. He wasn’t exactly immune, but his prowess on the field gave him a bit of leverage, and he didn’t fear punishment. "NOTHIN’ MUCH. COUPLE OF KIDS HAD A SCRAP IN THE CANTEEN OVER SOME LUNCH MONEY OR SOMETHING. I CAN TELL YOU, YOU SHOULD CONSIDER ADDING… ACTUALLY, NAH, I’M NOT GRASSING HIM UP. THEY’RE PROBABLY WITH THE HEAD."
AU Hydreigon: IT’S THE SAME OLD. WE LOST, BUT CONSIDERING I SHRUGGED OFF EVERY MIDGET WHO TRIED TO STOP MY CHARGE, IT WAS OBVIOUSLY MY TEAM’S FAULT AND I REALLY OUGHT TO BE A ONE MAN TEAM.
Hydreigon: I ALREADY KNOW IT. CHECK THE MOVELIST.
((ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR SOME FOOBAW
HYDREIGON, the all-star american football player! he’s been on the team for so long, hardly anyone remembers a time when he WASN’T playing. while his aggression and disregard for human life serves him very well on the field, it creates a lot of problems in the main school, which is why he’s been held back several times and frequently beats up younger kids. they just want to keep him on the team for as long as possible, if you ask me…
now for dunsparce, the kindly old man! nobody is quite sure what he actually does in the school anymore, let alone him, but he loves kids and kids love him (not in that way… i know what you’re thinking… no he doesn’t touch children…) so the school let him dodder around, doing… whatever it is he actually does. does he teach? does he clean? does he cook? someday we’ll find out.))