Hydreigon: THAT’S 500 FOLLOWERS.

THANKS FOR FOLLOWING.

A gorgeous shiny Lopunny hops by at a high speed, leaving baskets of chocolate and dyed eggs for everyone with a note "Happy Easter! ~Easter Lopunny"
Anonymous

ask-lucario:

askhydreigon:

Hydreigon: FUCK NO, NOT MORE EGGS.

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"I will totally take those chocolate eggs off your claws if you don’t want ‘em." 

"WAIT… CHOCOLATE?"

Hydreigon slammed his fist into one of the eggs, tearing the wrapper and sending brown shards everywhere.

"OH. I THOUGHT THEY LOOKED WEIRDLY SHINY. IN THAT CASE, FUCK OFF THEY’RE MINE."

A gorgeous shiny Lopunny hops by at a high speed, leaving baskets of chocolate and dyed eggs for everyone with a note "Happy Easter! ~Easter Lopunny"
Anonymous

Hydreigon: FUCK NO, NOT MORE EGGS.

Hydreigon, do you ever consider yourself 'fancy'... even at one time?

Hydreigon: MM… I THOUGHT I WAS BEING PRETTY FANCY WHEN I ATTEMPTED TO COURT POLLY. GOT CLEANED UP, ERECTED MY FRILL, EVEN CLEANED MY TEETH. ALSO BOUGHT ALONG A METAGROSS LEG. OF COURSE, I KNEW SHE HAD SOME PROBLEMS WITH METAGROSS, SO I THOUGHT SHE’D BE ABLE TO USE IT AS A WARNING TO OTHER ONES. A KIND OF ‘I’LL RIP YOUR FUCKING LEG OFF LIKE I DID WITH THIS ONE’ SORT OF THING. WAS MISINTERPRETED AS USUAL.

I’M OVER IT. SHE’S STILL PRETTY ATTRACTIVE, BUT I KNOW IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, AND I’M OKAY WITH THAT. I CAN FUCK WITH HER WITH GRIMM INSTEAD, WHICH IS A PERFECTLY VIABLE ALTERNATIVE, HAHAHAHA!

Hydreigon: MY BIRTHDAY IS THE 28TH OF JUNE, AND GOLETT’S IS THE 3RD OF FEBRUARY.

Dunsparce: Mine’s the 1st of August!

Mindfuck.

Hydreigon: UH. I’M THE MOD. I’M THIS SKINNY DOUCHEBAG WHO LIKES WASTING HIS LIFE AWAY ON STUPID SHIT.

Send me “Mindfuck” and my muse will try to RP as the mun!

meme-garden:

Keep in mind that the quality of the writing and how well they play them depends on the muse and their relationship to the mun.

Hydreigon: I’M PRETTY DAMN BORED.

YOU KNOW WHAT? LET’S DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. I’LL TAKE A MAGIC ANON.

SEND A FEW OF THEM IN AND I’LL DO THE ONE I LIKE MOST.

((some thoughts))

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Dunsparce, how did you meet with Hydreigon in the 1st place?

Dunsparce: I don’t know any Hydreigons, sonny!

((they don’t know each other!))